Well here I am with a blog. I completely belong to the internet now. First I started with entering message boards and said at least I don’t instant message (smokingtoothpick on AIM). The when I started doing that I said at least I don’t have a myspace (myspace.com/invaderangelus). After I got a myspace I said at least I don’t have a blog (I think you can figure this plug out). I guess I have to move on to hardcore porn so I can completely be the internet’s *****. (Yeah, I don’t know if I can curse. I didn’t read the rules I just agreed to them.)
Anyway there’s a point to me doing this and that point is to fight off insanity for a month or two. See, for the last few months I’ve had a play or something to work toward and now I have nothing and I don’t know what to do with myself. So I figured since I don’t really have anyone to talk to about this showless depression (poor me) that I’d post a blog and pretend somebody was reading it.
Before I quit I guess I’ll explain the “evil elf” thing. It’s simple, my full name is Eric Logan Farley, so my initials spell elf. Lately I’ve discovered that I’m evil (or so I’m told) so put two and two together and you’ve got four or evil elf in this case. Math sucks